The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Big Book of Farty Facts

Did you know it would take just nine farts from every person on earth to power an atomic bomb? That fish farts nearly triggered a war against Russia? That women's farts smell worse than men's? Pfwoort! It's all in this book.
Did you know that inhaling farts is healthy, yet people fart after death? That you can get a job as a professional fart smeller? That farting is illegal in Africa but polite in South America? Heard any ancient Babylonian fart jokes lately? Blorrrk! It's all in this book.
Do you know the fartiest animal on earth? The fartiest food? Know how many farts you inhale on a cross-country flight? Can farts power astronauts through space? Fweeeet! It's all in this book.
Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Then you should read this gas-powered, illustrated encyclopaedia of fun and flatulent facts! Makes a perfect gag gift or bathroom read.
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