Reader's Digest Laughter is the Best Medicine All Time Favorites

Editors have mined the Reader's Digest archives to bring you Laughter Is the Best Medicine, All-Time Favorites, a collection of the most hilarious jokes and anecdotes we've come across over the years. As you turn the pages of our newest collection, you'll realize once again that laughter is always the best medicine.
If evolution really works, how come mothers have only two hands? -Milton BerleThe game card said: "Name three wars." My teenage daughter's response: "Civil War, Revolutionary War, and Star Wars."Keep your temper. Nobody wants it. -Dearborn IndependentCheck out this billion-dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, "I'm just cooking!"Anthropologists have discovered a 50-million-year-old human skull with three perfectly preserved teeth intact. They're not sure, but they think it may be the remains of the very first hockey player. -Jay Leno
This collection of laugh-out-loud, clean jokes, one-liners, and other lighthearted glimpses of life-drawn from Reader's Digest magazine's most popular humor columns-is sure to tickle the funny bone. Packed with cartoons, quotes, quips, and stories contributed by professional comedians, joke writers, and readers of the magazine, this side-splitting compilation pokes fun at the facts and foibles of daily routines, illustrating that life is often funnier than fiction.