Go the Fk to Sleep – Toddler Edition

Have you ever crouched outside your toddler's door, holding your breath and praying they stay asleep? Are you navigating nightly negotiations for one more story, one more sip of water, or that exact stuffed animal they can't live without?
If so, this might just be your lifeline to bedtime survival.
Imagine finding humor in the madness of toddlerhood. Picture yourself laughing through the chaos of endless tantrums, absurd snack requests, and whispered existential questions about giraffes. This brutally honest, hilariously relatable book captures the true essence of parenting toddlers during the bedtime battle.
In Go the F**k to Sleep - Toddler Edition, you'll discover how to:Survive endless requests for water, stories, or the "right" stuffed animal.Manage bedtime meltdowns with grace (or at least a little less panic).Laugh through the absurdity of negotiating with a pajama-clad dictator.Find solidarity in shared experiences with parents everywhere.Embrace the tender, chaotic, and bittersweet moments that make bedtime a saga.
PLUS, BONUS MATERIAL: Relatable bedtime bingo, calming techniques, and journaling prompts to capture your most memorable parenting moments.
Perfect for exhausted moms, sleep-deprived dads, and caregivers everywhere, Go the F**k to Sleep - Toddler Edition delivers comedy, honesty, and heart on every page.