The Best Realtor in the Galaxy

Prince, a charismatic (albeit hapless) real-estate agent with a complicated past, gets a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it to the literal top of the business-fly an advanced spaceship known as "The Kepler" to the alien planet Matlitodus, where he will resume his career as an intergalactic realtor-selling luxury homes to the ultra-rich and live like the king he always knew he was.
But when the plan falls short, and Prince discovers the dark forces manipulating his life on Matlitodus, he finds himself in the middle of an intergalactic scheme with a talking trapdoor spider named Priscilla, a young researcher with an affinity for French fries, and a foodie scoundrel who knows a lot more than he lets on...
A graceful mashup of satire, high-stakes action, science fiction, and critique, The Best Realtor in the Galaxy is perfect for fans of John Scalzi, Julia Huni, and Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.