The Hyperpolyglot Handbook A Gigachad's Guide to Language Learning

This book is your definitive strategy guide to conquering the gigantic task of learning a language or, for the daring, multiple languages. I know firsthand that getting started can be confusing, and that the road is filled with potential traps and pitfalls. I have also found that so many resources out there are needlessly technical and confusing, bombarding our feeble human minds with nerdy nonsense that is totally unnecessary for a beginner.
So, I've put my years of language-learning experience to work and manifested this handbook into existence through my gigachad willpower, in order to guide you away from those easily avoidable mistakes and towards the coveted life cheat code we call "polyglotism" which is sure to unlock tons of DLC for you on this cute little floating ball of rock we call Earth.
I'm not here to sell you on some cheap hack and I can't promise you that you'll finish your quest instantly like you downloaded a complete save file off a sketchy forum, but I can promise you that the insights in my book can help you make it fun and rewarding. If you're ready to graduate from monolingualism, this is the book for you.